So this is me predicting the future:

(Peter Crouch & Steven Gerrard)

Sunday 16/12 around 5pm

Steven Gerrard: "Oi! Oioioioi. Why you be so happy mate?"
Peter Crouch: "Oi! I'm so superfantasticly happy because we only lost with 1 goal! Ain't that amazing oi?"
SG: "Indeed it is mate, oi! What's wrong with your face you long no-good son of a cunt?"
PC: "OI! Nothing wrong with it at all. This is just how I look when I'm happy... or sad... or angry or... well, you get the point Retarrd oioi!"
SG: "I wish I was a russian Ryan Giggs." (grumbles)
PC: "I wish I could play with my feet."
SG: "I wish I was good enough for Manchester United..."
PC: "I wish you wouldn't chase me with the towel when we shower!"
SG: "Oi! You said you liked it!"
PC: *giggle* "I do..." *giggle* "Wanna see me do the robot mate? Please?"
SG: "Oi! Only when you score mate!"
PC: "Meh... I never get to do it."
SG,PC: "Oi oi oi oi..."

and so on and so forth...